We honestly didn’t expect to see this kind of message on this list. We’ve seen a bunch of strange things, but a dog locking itself in the bathroom to eat diapers and then chewing through the door to get out is a level beyond. There are a couple of assumptions going on here that make it more plausible – or at least less disgusting.
Firstly, we’re assuming that the diapers were clean. We just don’t even want to try to picture the mess if they weren’t. Second, the door doesn’t look like it was all that durable to begin with. None of this changes the fact that it’s still an impressive physical feat to chew through a door after eating all those diapers. We get to write such fun sentences.
Don't Worry, I Saved You From the Mail
While we’re sure that the owners of this dog don’t want to encourage it to tear up papers or mail that it finds lying around, it looks like today’s target was at least spam fliers. You know, the ones that come in a little magazine, but you barely even look at them before tossing them straight into the recycle bin?
Yes, the dog got up to some mischief and that’s a bad thing in the long run, but at least nothing of value was lost. Despite all that, this dog looks like it knows it has done something wrong. Once again, we see the guilty hunch of the shoulders. But it also looks so...tired. Like it’s weary of having to tear up those mailers.
You Have to Say Uncle
We were taught at a young age – mostly via cartoons and movies and books and things like that – it’s impossible for dogs and cats to get along. While that isn’t always the case, it seems like these two pets might be headed in that direction. Neither of them LOOK all that upset about what’s going on, but odds are moments after this picture was taken the scene exploded into violence.
The cat has a whole lot of claws, and the dog has a whole lot of rear end in which to sink those claws. But who knows? Maybe this is an everyday occurrence. The cat is comfortable to sit on, and the dog keeps the cat warm. Maybe this is how they’ve worked things out.
It Wasn’t Me
This pair of pooches (brothers, perhaps) are caught in a single picture, but their situations couldn’t be more different. The smaller one decided to go all puppy-mode on the bathroom, tearing up the bog roll and maybe even getting after the curtains and towels that were hanging around.
The elder, wiser dog, however, decided that he or she wasn’t going to participate in the madness, and instead cloistered inside the tub where it was safe both from harm and from blame. Did the elder dog actually escape the blame? There wasn’t a whole lot it could do when it came to stopping the puppy, who looks way too pleased with itself. It seems a little bit of training will really come in handy to keep this from happening again.
Good Morning, It's Me
Look, just because a dog really really wants to say hi, that doesn’t mean you have to let it. That’s the sort of decision that prompted this picture, in which the dog forced itself through the screen of an open window. Maybe the window was already busted in such a way, and the dog just made use of what was available.
Maybe this dog just really wanted to say hello, and the screen door was the fastest and most direct way to do so. Maybe it wanted to tell the owners of this place they need to get their fire extinguisher serviced regularly. At least, that’s what we think that is. Kind of an odd location for it, but maybe they didn’t have any other options for a spot to hang it.