Like most other people, dogs love the holidays. So much good food being left out on tables, lots of sparkly things to knock over, and there are even a couple of new toys that they can play with – whether they’re actually dog toys, or they’re just piles of wrapping paper to roll around in.
This dog, however, was more interested in those presents before they were unwrapped. A little TOO interested in them, if you ask us. We couldn’t begin to fathom why, but this dog wanted to mark all of the Christmas presents before it was even time to tear into them. Maybe it thought that it would get to enjoy everything that was inside them no who the written recipient was on the name tag.
Sending Emails Has Just Become a Lot Harder, Too
As we’ve seen time and time again from this very article, there aren’t many things that a dog won’t at least TRY to eat. Still, knowing that information, we’re amazed that a dog would not even attempt to eat the keys off of a laptop keyboard, but do so thirteen times!
We don’t know if you’ve ever had to remove the keys from a laptop, but depending on the model it can be really hard. You sometimes have to use a special tool if you want to do it without damaging the laptop, but that wasn’t the dog’s problem. Hopefully, it wasn’t a work computer: “Hllo IT. M do t kys fom kybod. Plz hlp. Rds Dv.” Hard to interpret.
It's His Fan Now
There are a couple of really unpleasant images to deal with on this list, but this one might be the most viscerally unnerving of them all. Some of the others are gross, but this one is in all capital letters. GROSS. Dog urine is one of the more disgusting things that a dog owner has to deal with, incredibly.
That stuff is pungent and you have to act fast if you’re going to get the smell out before it starts to set into the carpet. A fan is usually used to get rid of smells, but the combination of the two elements creates a harrowing day for any homeowner. But why would the dog choose to make water on a running fan? A way to take control, perhaps?
That's the Dog's Spot
If you’ve spent enough time around dogs you’re probably aware that they are some strange, strange creatures. Sometimes a little too strange. Those little dogs...we don’t know. Sometimes we feel like they need more training, sometimes we feel like they’ve had too much. This little dog has the habit of going all in on the couch with its tongue, because...well, we guess because it’s a weird little dog.
Hopefully it’s just that one cushion that the dog likes to lick, because otherwise the couch as a whole is hard to use, and a couch takes up a whole lot of real estate inside a home. If only one little animal can use it, it’s not being used very well. And no, we have no idea why the dog licks the couch a lot.
We Bet That Dog Makes Some Good Sandwiches
Having to keep your fridge shut with a piece of duct tape to stop the dog has got to be annoying, but this seems like the kind of thing that would come in handy during a comedy movie. It’s a Chekhov’s sandwich, displayed in the first act and eaten in the third act. We love the look that this dog is giving the camera: “Aren’t I a stinker? You bet I’m a stinker."
"But I’m a stinker who knows how to get into the fridge and get myself a little bit of that good human food. A little mustard, a little rye, some ham, some Swiss cheese...sounds pretty good, doesn’t it? Why don’t you take that piece of duct tape off that fridge, and I can make both of us some lunch.”