This dog wasn’t okay with just sitting at home all night – it needed to get out there and see what the world had to offer. Of course, it didn’t have the manual dexterity to properly apply makeup, or the counting skills to know that most clubs need a little more than three dollars, but it was still a good first try.
If this dog was able to chew up some cash and ruin lipstick, then we bet it’s been getting into a lot more trouble that we haven’t seen yet. The purse isn’t the first place that a lot of dogs will jump to as a place to infiltrate. There are food bags and pantries to get into before that. This dog is definitely going places.
It Was Reading the Manual During the Night
We didn’t think that dogs would be able to work a car’s systems so well, but we suppose they have plenty of down time during the day when everybody is working to read up on the car’s literature. This dog wanted to prove that it could run the car even if the owners weren’t around, but it only resulted in a lot of embarrassment and a big check for the people who needed to get home.
We’re sort of wondering why the dog-shaming piece of paper the owners included ended with a question mark, but maybe it was to highlight just how ridiculous the entire event was. That’s a story to tell the friends after a while – comedy is tragedy plus time, after all.
Tanks Aren’t Known for Their Brains
If you call a dog (or a human, or anything for that matter) by the name “Tank,” you should know what you’re getting into. That’s not a creature that is going to go around winning the Nobel prize every year. That creation is going to smash into problems until they aren’t problems anymore.
That creature is going to make the conscious decision to sleep in a guitar case on a regular basis instead of on the couch or on a comfortable bed. Maybe it’s sort of a chicken before the egg thing – the owners saw this dog sleeping in the guitar case, and knew that Tank was a good name for the pup. Anyway, we can’t blame Tank too much – that guitar case DOES look pretty comfy.
Maybe the Dog Will Learn Something
There are a lot of dogs that come from adventurous stock – they like to explore, they like to climb, they like to dig in the dirt and find buried treasure. Like garbage. There are some dogs that like to THINK they are explorers, but when push comes to shove, they’re a little too cowardly to go the whole way.
Like a dog that was able to climb up on the kitchen table, but is too scared to get down. It’s strange that going down would be scarier, but we honestly get it. While this is a pretty funny thing to see, the owners don’t want the dog to be up there too much – otherwise, there will be much more than just a scared dog to get off the table.
Karma Will Come Back to Bite You
Obviously, the dog has no idea why that food is being left out – it just wants to have a snack, and the neighbors were kind enough to leave some out where it could chow down. But the owners of this dog had better be quick about keeping this from happening again. Otherwise, those neighbors are going to start to get really annoyed.
Even worse, it could be food that was unhealthy for the dog to eat. There are quite a lot when you think about it – chocolate, avocados, onions and garlic, grapes, dairy products, certain kinds of nuts, caffeine and sugary drinks, even dough that has yeast in it. It’s better for everybody that this dog be kept away from the offerings.