Not just wives, each of us can relate to the message. Because, let’s face it, when those packages arrive, a covert mission is in order to keep them out of sight. Friends, family, and delivery persons, time to channel your inner secret agent! This doormat is the first line of defense in keeping your shopping hauls under wraps.
Message received? Execute phase two – hiding them from prying eyes! From cleverly concealed closets to secret storage spots, your home becomes a labyrinth of hidden retail treasure! The truth will come out eventually, but until then, you have this doormat and live to fight another day.
Press Play, Add to Cart, All Day Every Day
When it comes to keeping the household in order, these three amigos reign supreme. Clearly a home for online shopaholics and TV show fanatics. In this household, Netflix is not just a streaming service; it is a way of life!
This doormat lets guests know that shopping sprees are a regular occurrence around here! Join the fun, won’t you? With Netflix, Target, and Amazon Prime at your fingertips, why leave the house at all? Snuggle up with your favorite snacks, indulge in retail therapy, and let the world come to you – the undisputed chief of relaxation and retail therapy.
Come in If You Dare
Who says Halloween decor is only for October? With this doormat, every day can be a haunted holiday! It's the perfect way to celebrate your love for all things creepy and kooky. Guests will be tickled (and maybe a little bit spooked) by your year-round dedication to all things eerie.
Nothing like a ghostly hello to set the mood for a hauntingly good time with loved ones! The "Watch Your Step" warning might make guests bust out some fancy footwork too, keeping them on their toes – quite literally! You wouldn’t want to break a poor old skeleton’s bones now, would you?
Welcome Back, Maybe
Some guests have become quite the regulars. While you might be afraid to call them out on it, your doormat sure isn't! Greet your guests with a chuckle and an eye roll. It's all in good fun, at least we think it is. Your visitors will (hopefully) love the playful banter.
This one’s for guests whose every visit turns into a sitcom episode. You know those friends. Anything can happen when they’re around. The only thing guaranteed is a little bit of drama. You secretly love it but can’t resist a little sass at the same time. In the end, there's nothing quite like the joy of hosting your loved ones time and time again.
Sometimes This Can Take A While
After a long day of wearing pants, sometimes the only thing you want to do when you get home is not to wear pants. If like us, you spend the evening lying in the middle of the bedroom, letting your legs breathe, then someone coming to the door can be a hassle.
Pick up this handy doormat, which tells visitors what kind of situation is happening inside, and it even has the added bonus of having a little bit of nerdy flair, too. Programmers are well-known for their hatred of pants, since programming skill comes from the feet, and tight pants can hinder the flow.