The ultimate embodiment of a Mississippi man’s Tinder profile can be seen here in this exceptional photo. In the rain-soaked backyard outside Red’s Blues Club during the Sunflower Blues and Gospel Festival in Clarksdale, Mississippi, a man fearlessly tends to his sizzling barbecue.
He proudly showcases his culinary skills in the art of searing beef, sending a clear message to the ladies that he’s a master of the grill. But all we can do when seeing this photo is swipe right. It captures the essence of Mississippi charm, where a man’s ability to conjure up mouthwatering delights is deemed as the secret ingredient to our hearts.
Michigan
With freezing temperatures for a large percentage of the year and basically a war zone in Detroit 100% of the year...You better make sure you come ready with your army truck and roadkill. To be honest, this looks more like one of the vehicles out of a "Mad Max" movie than a typical car to come out of Detroit.
We can imagine Eminem getting a real kick out of this photo and maybe even writing a rap from it. "I'll skin your farm animals, and put their pelts on my Cadillac, drive around at night in downtown Detroit, it's phenomenal." Will the real Detroit crazies, please stand up?!
Minnesota
The only sun this state is getting is a cold bottle of Sunny D from the fridge. Come to Minnesota to freeze your butt off and to sit by one of its 10,000 lakes. Or, you can play some tennis on an ice skating rink, creating the hybrid sport - Ice Tennis - or Ten-ice, as we like to say.
Remember when Marshall Eriksen in "How I Met Your Mother" played "bask-ice-ball" with his family in St. Claud, Minnesota? Similar deal. The only state where people go outside on a snowy day to catch some vitamin D. The sun is so rare there that people probably think it’s an alien invasion when it comes.
Missouri
Just your typical school bus, but in monster truck style. We don't know how many kids go to and from school every day in a bad boy like this one. But whoever is, we want to enroll! That looks like a really sweet way to show up to class every day!
We can really imagine St. Louis native Nelly driving around in this thing singing, "It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes!" And if you know that song, you know the rest of the lyrics. But let's get down to brass tacks: What is Missouri even and where is it? The world will never know...
Montana
Witness the quintessential embodiment of Montana in this extraordinary photograph. Picture a bicycle stationed beside a lamp post, its handlebars replaced with mammoth moose antlers. It's like something out of a Narnia novel. Such a peculiar sight is simply normal in the mysterious state of Montana.
A predominantly rural state, Montana boasts a handful of cities across its sprawling landscapes. Here, one is more likely to encounter numerous moose crossing signs than traffic lights, or even stumble upon a cyclist whose appearance strikingly resembles that of a majestic moose. It's no wonder the term "city" seems inadequate to describe such a captivating part of the US.