Yes in Georgia they like to binge. Clearly, there isn’t much purging happening, though. In Georgia, if you haven’t binged at Waffle House, then you’re basically not considered a human being. Everyone eats here. And there is plenty of time to do it; it is open 24 hours, 7 days a week.
Just try to avoid it from 10 pm to 4 am if you want to avoid the traffic of intoxicated people using the place as an after-party. But really, all hours are perfect to get your grease on. Because is there really a better thing to soak up all that liquor than a plate of delicious waffles? And if not here, there is always i-Hop.
Delaware (Part 2)
We have absolutely no idea why this photo is supposed to be funny in the slightest. Other than the fact that the number on this license plate is 69. Some 15-year-old troublemaker must have found their way on Reddit and posted this photo to think they would get some laughs out of people.
It was taken in Delaware, a state where people generally take themselves quite seriously. Probably the best thing to have ever come out of this East Coast state is the one and only Aubrey Plaza, who starred in the sitcom "Parks and Recreation." To be fair, we imagine she'd see the funny side of this photo.
Florida (Part 2)
Only in Florida can you find alligator princesses. They reign over the land and get to call all the shots. When they want to eat children, they get to eat children. Please, just be fooled into thinking that this little thing is all pink and frills.
The thing is deadly despite its seemingly innocent appearance. In fact, we heard a rumor that in some parts of Florida, farmers will cross-breed 'gators with bunny rabbits. They are known in this part of the world as "bunny-gators." And that rolls off the tongue pretty nicely if we do say so ourselves.
Hawaii (Part 2)
In no other state is spam considered a delicacy, and eaten by the tons. While all of the other 49 states use it for dog food, because of its distant location, Hawaii became dependent on it during World War II. They are still going spam-strong years later.
We can't help but call back to that episode of "How I Met Your Mother," when Marshall Eriksen's dad convinced him is actually alien meat. After all, SPAM is an acronym for Sliced Processed Alien Meat. Yeah, we're getting more and more suspicious, especially since this became such a big deal in Hawaii.
Idaho (Part 2)
If you didn’t understand this by now, it’s a pretty well-known fact that Idaho has nothing else going for it other than potatoes. So much is the case that this state has an actual museum dedicated to all things spud. It's a pretty random thing to get all historical about, if we're being perfectly honest.
So if you don’t have some freaky potato obsession then this isn’t the state for you. And for being so close to such a beautiful state as Washington, there is no reason for staying and suffering. And the fact that people in Idaho can say, I-da-hoe in Idaho is also telling.