When it comes to restrooms, you want to feel as comfortable and that you have some level of privacy to do your business. In an amusing yet telling photograph, someone snapped a selfie while inside a public restroom in Iowa.
Puzzled and slightly perplexed, the individual couldn’t help but express their bewilderment at the unusually short stall walls in Iowa’s rest stops. But this maybe says more about the people of Iowa, who are naturally very curious individuals. Just as the stall walls offer little privacy, Iowa is a very open place, where people are expected to let each other into their lives.
Illinois (Part 2)
Sure this pizza looks fabulous and it’s probably delicious. But does nobody in Illinois like themselves? Because to eat this kind of food is basically a death sentence. It's OK for tourists, who can just swoop in, have this type of pizza and return to their normal lives. But this is all the Chicagoans have!
Plus, it’s not the most slimming of foods. But that explains why people in Chicago look the way they do... every other person is another Chris Farley. OK, we're kidding. But even Ted and Marshall from "How I Met Your Mother" decided to drive across the country just to get some Gozola's Pizza in Chicago. Now that's a testament to how could this deep-dish is.
Indiana (Part 2)
In most states, tractors are used for agricultural purposes and it's just this thing that farmers use as part of their jobs. But Indiana is the state where people ride tractors for fun. Because there is absolutely nothing in the world to do there. There’s a reason why it’s called the Crossroads of America.
You get to the crossroad and you literally don’t know which way to turn, every way is worse than the next. So all you can do is drive in any direction as far as you can and hope that it doesn't take too long to make it to the next state. Word advice though - do this with a car, not a tractor.
Kentucky (Part 2)
The classy sign you see before you is actually the Kentucky State motto, “You honk, we drink.” It apparently came from the teachers union and their slogan, which was “You exist, So We Drink.” Just to confirm - we are telling a joke here.
The actual motto of the State of Kentucky is "United We Stand, Divided We Fall," which was actually the motto to promote the movie "Captain America: Civil War." So you can imagine how upset we were when Colonel Sanders didn't make a cameo in the post-credits scene. We waited two and half hours to not see that white suit master! But after the movie, we went to KFC anyway, so it's all good.
Louisiana
If we are going to be totally honest, the only city that really matters in Louisiana (to tourists, at least) is New Orleans. In N'Orleans, as they say there, you can get fat on giant beers, shrimp gumbo, and po-boy sandwiches. Not to mention party for more hours than there are in a day.
Where else would you build a whole city under sea level and offer a ton of excess water and lax nudity laws? Sounds pretty damn fun! With all of that consider, we might just take a week off to go for Mardi Gras. And there's also this bar in New Orleans, with these wacky signs at the front.