If the note looks familiar, it’s because it is from the famous trilogy film franchise, Taken, and the dad sure had his own version of it. The note may not be as thrilling, but it still is scary for a millennial kid. The WiFi network keeps them connected to their world, and to be given no access to it will definitely put an end to their social life.
But all the dad is asking the child to clean up the kitchen mess he left. Surely, that would be an easy mission to carry out. Props to the dad for being creative and, of course, being humorous.
The Fishman
We ask ourselves, Is it that family standards have changed over the years, or have husbands' expectations just fallen down the drain? If years ago, a man would arrive at work witha three-course meal containing an appetizer, main dish, and dessert, these days, it all sums up to the main dish. And only the protein part, no carns involved.
It is known all over the world that a way to a man's heart is through his stomach; however, how many fish do you think he could get in there in one serving, and how happy are they going to be?
Health Expert
There comes a time in life when a man has to realize that it is time to let things go. According to this, the dime hasn't dropped here, and to be honest, we find it hard to believe he won't keep doing the same thing next Valentine's Day, too.
If there had been a nice piece of jewelry involved, or maybe two tickets to see a show and one bottle of wine, then a scenario like this could have been forgiven; however, we are dealing with a smash burger, and we are not sure french fried, and we are not sure french fried were involved here. Maybe we should be impressed by the fact that he printed the card and that it's not handwritten.
Not So Convincing
This dad may have designed the simplest equation of all time, and it stemmed from a father wanting to persuade his kid to eat a simple and plain sandwich. But to the father, this wasn’t just a simple sandwich. Let’s break down his equation based on his note on the napkin.
Bread plus lunch is equal to a delicious sandwich, and the kid needs to eat this wonderful formula. Who is to say, though, that this dad didn’t exert effort to make sure his kid has food during lunch? Well, at least, it’s dad’s simple and funny way of saying he loves his child.
Scratch Art Rocky
By the look on your faces when seeing this, your age is revealed. There are those who will think this father has completely lost it and tried to make his children laugh (which he probably did); however, if you are as mature as us, you know exactly where this quote comes from. In the first Rocky movie, Mickey motivates Roky by saying this.
The quote is used again when Rocky trains for his rematch against Apolo in the third part of the Rocky series. Does it all make sense now? Does this father seem to you cooler or just as lame as you thought he was before understanding what lies behind the quote?