When one son leaves his Reddit account up on the family computer, Dad has decided he doesn’t really approve. The note explains that people shouldn’t be proud to have any friends (true), and if the child is having a problem with something, he or she should come to dad first because dad can actually help (also true).
Dad also laid some smack on Reddit’s design (extra true) and that the child in question should spend some extra time practicing his or her humor (undoubtedly true; children are not funny). But Dad brings it back to earth with a familial reminder.
It Doesn't Really Matter
Not all dads are classic funnymen who will have a laugh along with their kids or at their kid's expense. Many of them just pretend to be normal when, in fact, they are not. Sometimes, kids need a reality check, and this dad is just the one to do it. Tucked in with his Lightning McQueen backpack, this kid has found a depressing note that nevertheless contains some hard truths we all have to come to understand, no matter what else life may hold.
But, the note ends with a good thing. Despite life being nothing more than heartache and disappointment followed by death, at least Dad still loves you.
Easiest Kill Ever
Another tool in a dad's arsenal is sarcasm; oh, the sarcasm. You may think you know it, but you will never possess a dad's sarcasm, not until you hold your first child in your arms. In this case, after a child left a sharp hatchet out, inside where any old murderer could find it, a dad did his dadly best to write the most witheringly sarcastic note possible.
Nothing beats a good host, especially for killers who have a lot of trouble getting things done and completed. They even pointed out the butcher knives. Mi casa es su casa. This is horrific.
It Definitely, Probably Says Something
This dad has handwriting that is so bad Mom has to transcribe it so that Anna can understand what important information Dad needs her to know. We get it. Sometimes a dad is busy. Doin' dad stuff, you know. Fixing things, grilling things, fixing grills. Every once in a while, he has to scrawl out a page of chicken scratch for a kid.
This dad likes to hike and change a stick into a door stopper ( we like creativity) , but the most amazing thing is that Mom could actually read the handwriting the dad used on the original note.
Birth Catcher
It's been a long day. You are on your way home from school, dreaming of what you are about to make for dinner. You can imagine placing the chicken in the oven, peeling potatoes, and cutting up the salad. You walk into your house, and then you see this.
There is no way you can take out the chicken from the oven using this. What is wrong with this father? What did he use this oven glove for his unexplained hobbies, and if he already chose to do such a thing, why didnt he place it in the washing machine once he was done?