We all talk about going natural and working with sustainable materials, but this lady has taken that idea to the next level. Forget hats of felt or cotton, this woman is literally a head of lettuce, wearing a great leaf as her hat of the day. Maybe you can absorb more nutrients this way.
But it doesn’t look like she’s offering anyone any explanations. Hopefully, she has a whole head of lettuce at home so she can replace her accessory as needed. Fresh veggies degrade pretty quickly, which is the point, but in this case, can also be a problem.
A Personal Bubble
Don't you ever get frustrated when people forget about personal space and enter your bubble? Well, this girl takes her personal bubble very seriously and actually brought a bubble with her for the commute. No one's gonna get in her way today. We're impressed, and this will never age or break and she will be able to use this for many years to come.
Her statement is clear, and so is her personal space (which is especially difficult while traveling). This bubble is officially known as a Hoberman and shrinks for easy transport when not in use. That's right, it can shrink to travel size for your convenience.
Certain Sadness
She was prepared to go home and have dinner, now we're not sure if this lady is even going to make it home. She's fallen asleep and may have missed her stop. What we are certain of is she's missing her pizza, which has fallen off her lap and out of its box and is touching some disgusting subway floor.
That's a New York pizza, and we couldn't be sadder for her, or for us. It's such a waste. Is her situation salvageable? It's unclear. I don't think I'd have eaten the pizza after this, but I don't know that we'll ever have this woman's full story.
Serious Game Time
This guy must have been in the middle of some serious questing with no safe savable moment in sight. He's just up and taken his entire Xbox on his real-life journey with him, so he doesn't have to give up a minute. No lost time or momentum for him. Maybe his commute today is particularly long and this, while not the most portable, was still his best option.
I mean, wouldn't a Nintendo Switch of a Gameboy have made more sense? I know, he wasn't playing a Nintendo game, but this was quite the heavy load to drag down all those subway steps.
Are We On Time?
The New York trains are notorious for not keeping to a very strict schedule. So what happens when you're below ground without cell service and still wondering if you'll make your appointment on time? Hopefully, you're riding with a lady like this and her Flava Flave-inspired style.
She's got some bling and some helpful information with her today, because someone will eventually need to know what time it is. Does it work, though? Or is it just a fancy bag? Whether this train is late or not, this lady is gonna be a talking point for some time to come.