It’s a bird, it’s a plane, no, it’s the Red Power Ranger on the train because there is no emergency, so he doesn’t have to get around very fast (we’re just guessing here) and he has plenty of time to get on the train and get the other commuters to wonder what the hell is this dude thinking.
We can only hope the other rangers aren’t waiting on their leader because he may not make it for a while. Maybe you’ve seen the other rangers on your commute, though we’d guess it’s not particularly often, no matter the color. Hopefully, he’s just on his way home like everyone else.
Are We On Time?
The New York trains are notorious for not keeping to a very strict schedule. So what happens when you're below ground without cell service and still wondering if you'll make your appointment on time? Hopefully, you're riding with a lady like this and her Flava Flave-inspired style.
She's got some bling and some helpful information with her today, because someone will eventually need to know what time it is. Does it work, though? Or is it just a fancy bag? Whether this train is late or not, this lady is gonna be a talking point for some time to come.
Tools of the Trade
So, it's not unusual to see someone putting their makeup on in the morning on public transit. It's actually one of the more normal things a person can get caught doing. But this lady is in a league of her own. She seems to have forgotten a few tools at home and is putting her face on with a butter knife this morning.
We hope it's working the way she wants because we'll never know what the final look was supposed to be. All we're left with is this image and the sincere wish that no one was harmed in the making of this beautiful makeover.
Out of Luck
This leprechaun looks a little out of sorts. No luck coming his way, it seems. Maybe the pot at the end of the rainbow doesn't hold any real treasure after all. We suspected it, but it hurts to know the truth. We feel for you, dude, disappointment is the worst. He's over it, and on the way out, it looks like.
He's packed it in and is running from the rainbow. We hope things turn out better wherever he's going. We hope there's a real rainbow in this guy's future. There's one thing ruining a fairytale for yourself, but we don't want to ruin it for all the children out there.
Do Not Disturb
Well, isn't that something? Don't be alarmed, it's just a knit version of the famous face-hugging creature from Alien. It doesn't look nearly as intimidating, though definitely a bit weird for a morning commute. It would definitely keep me from starting a conversation, and that seems to be the point.
It doesn't look like this particular commuter is up for a friendly chat. I mean, it's a statement piece, certainly, a brave fashion choice. It definitely makes it clear you're not up for a debate or that you really want to be bothered at all. The weirdest part though, is, can you tell if this person is even awake under there?