This shirt is so savage, which is precisely why we love it so much. This older gentleman is obviously running a race and wants everyone to know just how hard it was for him to get here.
Not only is he 50, fat, and diabetic, but he’s also ahead of you. Honestly, good on this guy.
Favorite Hat
While it’s a nice message, we do sense a few problems.
What if you don’t have a favorite hat? What if you lose your favorite hat? Can you only smile if you’re wearing your favorite hat? These and more questions may remain forever unanswered.
Safety First
Everyone used to ride in the back of pickup trucks! Maybe this guy was part of the generation that thought it was the norm. Unfortunately, we’ve since learned that riding in the back of pickup trucks isn’t all that safe.
Doing something very unsafe while wearing a “think safety” t-shirt is too ironic to ignore.
Mom Fail
While it’s all fun and games for us adults, the shirt feels like an odd choice when you have a child standing right next to you.
Is that what she’s teaching her kid at home? What if the little boy doesn’t know that it’s a joke? There are way too many ways for this situation to backfire.
Micky Mouth
Sometimes spelling a word like it sounds works. Other times, however, it creates some serious mistakes. For example, this colossal misspelling of Mickey Mouse.
Maybe the person who created this shirt had a lisp. Even so, Walt Disney must be rolling over in his grave.