There’s something to be said for someone who’s so clear about their expectations. Unfortunately, if your expectations are completely laughable, you probably shouldn’t have them printed on a t-shirt.
Average people don’t really date models, so it’s hard to believe that this grease-stained cook would have much luck in that department.
A Mess From Start to Finish
This shirt is all kinds of confusing. First of all, 'hamburger' isn’t even spelled correctly. That important mistake is punctuated by the grammar and capitalization errors at the bottom.
“I feel happiness When I eat a him”? What is this shirt even trying to say? Let’s hope no one spent their hard-earned money on this failed tee.
A Fitting Outfit
Talk about dressing for the occasion. Did this man know he was going to have a bad day? Maybe he’s always subtly preparing for an unpleasant time.
Whatever the case may be, his shirt adds some undeniable irony to his situation.
A Gassy Situation
This man seems to want everyone to know about his flatulence. Using the Chevron gas symbol, this guy is ready to announce the state of his tummy to the entire world.
At least he’s giving us a heads-up so we can clear the room.
Don’t Get Too Close
While it gets a little too personal for our taste, it’s also a good way to warn people to give this woman a nice circle of space everywhere she goes.
Wait...is that why she wore it? If so, she’s a genius. There’s no better way to keep strangers from talking to you than threatening them with a fart.