We know that this guy probably didn’t even remember what was written on his shirt as he approached that little pig, but come on, man!
To be fair, the man is either looking at that cute little piggy with eyes of endearment, or he’s trying to figure out how he’ll manage to make it his bacon for the next morning.
Oh No, Oh No.
We just don’t think this sweet lady knows what this shirt really means. Ma’am, it’s not about going to more restaurants!
If she knows what she’s wearing, she’s earned the title of the most savage grandma on earth. Unfortunately, her sweet face leads us to believe that she’s totally oblivious. Poor, poor woman.
Geography 101
With 50 states and an infinite number of cities, it's easy to slip up with U.S. geography sometimes. However, whoever designed this t-shirt has no excuse. Unless "Carifornia" is a whole new U.S. state we never knew about.
We wonder what the nice people of NY, Carifornia are like.
Nobody's Ruining This Guy's Party
This man is having his night out and he is serious about partying. In fact, no hater is going to ruin this man's wonderful night. His message is clear: haters, stay away!
To be fair, that is a very cute top. We don't know who could possibly hate this man.
Pun Intended
Well, we think it's safe to say that we can all agree with this man's t-shirt and what it says. There are few things more enjoyable than a good dump...truck.
And yes, the pun is a little cheesy and could almost be considered a "dad joke," but we still love it.