This woman wants you to know that she’s not just hotter than you; she’s exactly 20 percent hotter!
And honestly, we’re not about to start disagreeing with her because, by the looks of it, she’s not having a very good day.
Become a Door
Maybe this is just the new inspirational phrase among millennials - hey girl, don't worry, just become a door!
And if that doesn't work out, we're sure you can always become a chair or a table, or just wear that shirt and become as ignored as you would be if you were an actual piece of furniture.
Not Fair, Dad
Sure. Dad is giddy at the thought of having his young daughter walk around with that shirt. But that poor girl is going to be single forever!
We have to admit, though, that's a pretty clever and peaceful way of keeping the weirdos away from your kid.
Cow, Meet Cow
This is actually a lovely, touching moment. This little kid probably loves cows which is why he wore his cow shirt when his parents took him to see one in real life. The cow was excited to meet her new companion, not the kid, but the shirt itself, which had a familiar face on it, the face of a sister cow.
The two chatted for a bit before the kid and his cow shirt moved on to greet more cows.
A Cautionary Tale
This shirt tells it just like it is; it won't sugarcoat reality. This is a cautionary tale. Glue should only be used for, well... gluing things together. When you start using it for other things, it will actually have the opposite effect, and everything about your life will start falling apart.
If you don't trust us, trust the man in this picture, he knows what his shirt is talking about.