In all fairness, removing the child from the clothing is probably best before throwing it in the washing machine. Especially since we’re talking about a “size 3 to 4 years”! Not that throwing anyone, at any age, in a washing machine would be any better. The most worrying thing about this label is that this doesn’t seem to be a grammar mistake or a question of a missing letter or punctuation.
Did they actually mean to write the word “child” there?! Let’s give the benefit of the doubt here and assume that the label was intended to be a humorous nod to the fact that children have a tendency to get messy. We can all relate to the struggle of trying to keep our little ones clean and presentable, right?
Just Wash Your Hands
This establishment clearly doesn’t care who uses which bathroom stall. The only thing they care about is that you wash your hands after doing your business. One of the grossest things ever is when someone walks out of the stall and just heads out the door. We don’t even want to think about restaurant employees who handle our food doing that.
The idea behind this sign is that you should feel comfortable using the bathroom no matter who or what you are. Now that is a sentiment we can get behind. Let's strive for a world where using the bathroom is not a source of stress or anxiety for anyone but a mandatory part of the day.
Is That Really Necessary?
We applaud this store's willingness to help its customers above and beyond, but really, guys? We don't really think adult people need a demonstration on how to use a toilet. And also, if someone were to actually ask for a demonstration, how would it actually go down? Personally, we would be very tempted to ask, just to see what happens.
But hey, maybe we're wrong. Maybe there are some people out there who genuinely don't know how to use the facilities. And if that's the case, we're glad this store will help. But for the rest of us, we'll stick to doing our business in private; thank you very much.
Funny and True
This sign is pretty straightforward, at least for most people. This is one of the most annoying things about driving on the highway. Is it really so difficult to use your blinker? It’s right by the steering wheel. How did these people ever pass driver’s ed? These days, with so many motorcycles on the road, it’s especially important to signal before you change lanes.
The people who put up this message are laying down the law but in a funny way. Maybe, just maybe, this will encourage some drivers to start using their blinkers more often. Let's keep our fingers crossed!
Truth Above All
Wouldn’t a sign like this make you even a little bit less angry if you were forced to wait a long time for a service? At least they’re being honest. And you can count on them being super-fast and effective once your turn actually comes to get service. You know you’re getting fast service no matter how long you wait. What more could anyone ask for?
You can take comfort in knowing that you're not the only one waiting. Everyone else in the queue is in the same boat, so at least you have some company. All in all, we have to say that this sign is a clever way to turn a potentially negative situation into something a little bit more positive. After all, isn't it better to know what you're getting into upfront?