The Beauty of (Public) Revenge
Hats off to this girl! We can’t imagine the level of satisfaction she was feeling at that moment, which is pretty clear from her face of absolute excitement. It seems like a fair trade – the guy cheats and the girl gets the premium tickets to the game (and dumped, obviously).
We only wish someone could have caught the ex-boyfriend’s face when looking at this sign on TV. Hey, that’s what you get for being a liar.
The Coffee-drinking Psycopath
Drinking coffee in a coffee shop? Absolute madness! The sad part is if you were to actually picture a guy sitting alone in Starbucks, looking at the people around, with nothing but his coffee mug on the table, you’d probably think he was a weirdo too.
Ironically, technology has made us the actual psychopaths. We’re loving the cynicism of this sign, though.
If my feet are shoes, why don’t they keep me warm in the winter? These questions and others will make this sign a staple in any philosophy course around.
Even better, this sounds like great homework, please write 2,000 words by Tuesday discussing the theory of feet being shoes. The sign makes this look more like an existential google search than a shoe store. The 50% off sign in the window clearly shows that business is not booming.
Supporting the Little Guy
It’s always a good idea to support Mom and Pop shops although these days they are very hard to come by. These businesses usually offer some really great things you can’t get at your local McDonald’s – fresh ingredients, the feeling of family, and loyal customers who appreciate something simple and good.
The business who put up this sign clearly appreciates their customers and went out of their way to show it. I can’t imagine anyone reading this and not feeling good about giving them their business.
Go for the Juggler
Next time you are attacked by a group of clowns, you’ll know, the weakest link is the juggler. They aren’t really an integral part of the clown posse. Anyway, this whole scenario sounds pretty terrifying. The wordplay is on point, but the images evoked are straight out of a bad dream.
Thanks so much for making us sleep with one eye open tonight. The writing on the door is a clue to the next sign. Can you guess what it is?
Starbucks Ain’t Got Nothing on Them
We are definitely intrigued. Good for TireDiscounters for trolling the Pumpkin Spice Latte phenomenon and reminding us all that there is more to life than a warm and delicious PSL.
The new trend this fall is PSR and frankly, it’s time for a change. If nothing else, this grabbed your attention and made you smile. It’s nice to know that tire store employees have such a good sense of humor.
Funny and True
This sign is pretty straight forward, at least for most people. This is one of the most annoying things about driving on the highway. Is it really so difficult to use your blinker? It’s right by the steering wheel.
How did these people ever pass driver’s ed? These days, with so many motorcycles on the road, it’s especially important to signal before you change lanes. The people who put up this message are laying down the law, but in a funny way.
Ladies and Gents
Maybe this will answer the ultimate question: why do women go to the bathroom in pairs? It is pretty clear here which bathroom is for which sex. Men use the bathroom for its intended purpose, while women often use it to dish on their date or put on makeup.
This is why the ladies’ room always has a long line in front of it. Two women are sharing secrets and many others are outside doing the wee wee dance. Another bathroom sign is coming up, but please remember to wash your hands.
Highway Word Play
Texting and driving is an epidemic. People just cannot keep their hands off their phones while in the driver’s seat. This sign uses a witty if slightly cheesy pun to send a message. Please put down your phone while you are behind the wheel.
That really important text about what you had for lunch can wait until you get where you’re going. We feel this sign is successful because it uses humor and not threats. It’s good advice, take it.
Who’s A Good Penguin?
Here’s a sign that makes us smile. Each month, a good and naughty penguin get singled out for mention at this New Zealand zoo. This is a cute way to let visitors get to know the penguins at the zoo in a funny way. Oh, and don’t worry about Timmy, we heard he’s turning over a new leaf, next month he’s going to get good penguin for sure.
Whomever thought this up has a good sense of humor and obviously cares a whole lot for the penguins at the exhibit.
Just Wash Your Hands
This establishment clearly doesn’t care who uses the bathroom. The only thing they care about is that you wash your hands after doing your business. One of the grossest things ever is when someone walks out of the stall and just heads out the door. We don’t even want to think about restaurant employees who handle our food doing that.
The idea behind this sign is that no matter who or what you are you should feel comfortable using the bathroom. Now that is a sentiment we can get behind. Coming up, dogs so cute they need a warning.
We all know that Wi-Fi has highs and lows. It’s either fast or slow, or a mix of the two, depending on a lot of technical factors. It’s good that lots of places offer free Wi-Fi, otherwise we’d all run out of data on our phone plans.
Can you even remember a time before Wi-Fi? What did we do, talk to each other? This sign looks at Wi-Fi philosophically. Maybe reading it will make you stop and smell the roses instead of checking your Facebook, again.
This type of poster is a staple in every college dorm and is a pretty accurate description of a typical Friday night when you are a student. But putting this up in the street is genius. This is the perfect way to remind drivers that gangs of roving drunk kids are walking to the bar, and probably not looking both ways before crossing the road.
The only addition we would make to the picture is to throw in a cellphone. What’s a drunken night out without embarrassing selfies and drunk texting?
Beware of Dog?
Although this dog looks harmless, we’re sure this sign is there for a reason. Admittedly, he does looks tiny, but maybe he has a big bark and maybe an even bigger bite. He could be the meanest small dog in the history of canines for all we know.
Just to be safe, it’s better to ring the bell. And if you manage to get by the dog, beware of its owner. Seems like they are even scarier, the reason is coming up soon.
This seems like a nice friendly warning but is actually a very good way of messing up your vehicle and the sign itself. Also, your insurance premium is definitely going to go up if you give this a try. We hope they made the sign from paper or something, so the damage is minimal.
Although the idea behind the slogan is sound, drivers should know the height of their truck. This town has obviously had their bridge ruined before and really don’t want to have to go through that again.
Endless stretches of road and long hours in the car can make anyone sleepy. These signs liven things up with some exciting trivia questions and you can impress your friends and family with your general knowledge.
Driving will be more fun, and that road trip will go by in a jiffy. We’re not sure why these signs aren’t more popular. This must be the most boring stretch of road in all of Queensland.
Humans on The Loose
Oh good, you made it past the dog. What’s with all the weapons? Seems like these people really do not want anyone inside their house. The small dog and the doily in the doorway make it seem like a little old lady lives here.
The signs are probably gag gifts from her adorable grandchildren. We’d prefer not to consider the alternative. So, if you care about your health, these signs might be a good reason to steer clear.
Calm Under Pressure
Hopefully if a wild animal attacks it will be more like Seth Green in “Without A Paddle” than like Leonardo De Caprio in “The Revenant.” But real life isn’t like the movies and this sign has important information that even a real wildlife expert should take to heart.
Although truthfully, reading a sign and thinking that you know what to do is completely different than standing in front of a lion and trying to actually do it.
Beware of Drivers
If you hit me with your car like that, you’re going to be paying my bills for a very long time. But referring to this specific sign, it could be put to good use in big cities like New York or LA. Both have horrible traffic jams and many drivers there are so amped up on road rage they don’t know what they’re doing.
This sign can be used to warn pedestrians that the drivers in their city have lost it and won’t even make an effort not to hit them, so they should be extra careful.
Don’t Walk This Way
While taking a nice stroll through the woods the first question that comes to mind is “how many hands are going to try and grab me as I try to run away?” This sign takes creepy to a whole new level.
Is it a warning that some people are hiding in the bushes, ready to grab on to whoever is walking by? That really does seem to be the message. Finally, someone brave enough to admit what we all think about while jogging in the woods.
No Camping on The Highway
People who drive slowly in the left lane are both annoying and dangerous and the people in this mountain town are obviously not going to put up with it anymore.
Let’s face it, there’s nothing worse than driving behind someone going less than the speed limit in the fast lane. This sign has got it right and isn’t afraid to speak out. Be careful slow pokes, next time they might send you to camp in the lake.
Big Enough for A Blind Ref
It's not easy being a referee. No one remembers the hundreds of calls you got right but you can’t stop hearing about the one people think you got wrong. Usually this I because it could make or break the game.
This kid found a creative way to say what’s on everyone’s mind, with a giant phone showing a “missed call” from, you guessed it, referee. It’s pretty amazing that he had that made and brought it with him to pull out at just the right moment.
A Worthy Cause
Kudos to this brave protester who finally took an important stand. Eggs should be kept in the refrigerator and if you’re leaving them out, you are taking the chance of them going bad and making you sick. We are ready to join this woman and take to the streets, and potentially save lives.
Some things cannot be left unsaid even if not everyone will appreciate your input into their lives. Go eggs! Next, if you’re a litterbug, come hiking, this trail is the right one for you.
This was a very nice idea to raise some money for a worthy cause, but something got jumbled along the way. Although we all wish we could eradicate childhood diabetes, getting into fist fights with young sufferers is probably not the way to do it.
The point they wanted to make is clear, but they really should have had someone else look this over before they rushed out to print signs. On a more positive notes, a Christmas bazaar and craft show sounds lovely and a good place to get some holiday shopping done.
The Definition of Snarky
Being a delivery guy is the not the best job in the world. There are a few perks like working outside, occasional tips and a close friendship with a number of jumpy dogs, but it’s not exactly the stuff dreams are made of. This homeowner decided to passively aggressively educate their deliveryman about the proper use of a doorbell.
Hey buddy, since when has knocking become a crime. You could just ask nicely you know. Although admittedly it may be annoying if this happens more than once.
Save Me A Seat
Remember when you were a kid and you asked your best friend to save you a seat so that you wouldn’t end up sitting alone? This is the same thing only for the elderly. This restaurant obviously knows their clientele and have marked their territory with this hilarious sign.
We just hope this doesn’t bother other customers and make them start thinking about farts while they’re eating. For all you zoo lovers out there, the upcoming lesson is for you.
This is probably the worst Father’s Day gift you could deliver to your dad. You’re basically telling him that in all those years of working together in the garage you didn’t hear a single thing he said. But hey, at least it can be used as kindling to warm the house on a really cold day.
On the other hand, maybe this isn’t about double checking at all, but about a mysterious thing called “twic” that helps you make more accurate measurements.
Don’t Give the Animals Humans as Food
Admittedly, high school biology did not hold our full attention but the differences between a carnivore, an herbivore, and an omnivore can be important and even life saving in some situations. This sign at the zoo reminds us of that fact and that no matter how cute or cuddly an animal looks it is not safe to enter its enclosure or lean on the fence.
Whoever wrote this message is more concerned with protecting the animals and not the visitors and boy are they not shy about saying it.
Even children know that a red octagonal sign seen anywhere in the world means “stop”, but this particular stop sign makes us chuckle. Wouldn’t it be nice if all stop signs said “dur?” If people felt they were being criticized every time they came to one, maybe they would stop rolling through them and come to a complete stop.
If a “dur” sign doesn’t make you stop, we really don’t know what else we can do. In case you were wondering, "dur" means stop in Turkish.
This sign is so sad, we wish we could do something to cheer it up. It really is a rough blow to have an office building or something built right in front of you. It makes us wonder what it was looking at before.
Maybe a beautiful beach, a lush forest or snow-capped mountains. Either way, we feel for the sign, it’s clearly upset about the loss of a treasured pastime. Three sad emojis in a row, now that’s some real pain.
Letting Off Some Steam
This clothing store should call someone to check on their lighting situation because we’re not sure what kind of people it’s going to attract as a “Swearhouse.” Sounds like a perfect place to blow off some steam. Also, the suits in the window class up the joint, so you know you’re going to be mixing with some high-class clientele while doing your swearing.
Hey mister, just because bad words are allowed doesn’t mean this is a shabby place. You know what? I think they should leave the lights as is. There seems to be a lot of interesting business opportunities in the swearhouse.
If the point of this sign was for people not to feed the cats at this place, then they did a really great job. I may never feed my cat again after this strict warning. What does it even mean? Hopefully this was just a typo and they meant that “violators will be removed from the property”.
That sounds slightly more reasonable. As is, it seems like violators will be trespassed. By who? And how? That sounds like an extreme punishment just for some cat feeding.
Oh no, not this again. The previous “not haunted” house I lived in ended with me trying to find some real-life ghostbusters. The ghosts behind this sale could use a lesson on being more subtle.
Anyway, maybe the spirits in this house are friendly and are just looking for a fourth for playing cards. If you’re willing to risk it, call up Chase Hicks, I’m sure he could get you a good deal, especially if you don’t mind sharing with a roommate.
Doherty, Sean Doherty
This sign is a bit confusing. Is Sean Doherty trying to sell houses or water guns? We really hope it’s the latter. He could be the first ever door to door water gun salesman, helping with all your squirting needs.
If he ever showed up at my doorstep, I would probably be more interested in purchasing a water gun than a house. Although admittedly, his suit does seem a bit fancy for getting wet.
It seems that saving lives is only one of the perks of being a superhero. Batman can also get an awesome discount on some SnoBalls. All he has to do to enjoy this tasty dessert is show up in costume. The kids would love it, but the media would be all over him.
Batman would probably just zip out of there with one of his cool gadgets, but we’re not sure a dollar off would be worth the hassle. It is unclear why Batman is the only superhero recognized by Skippy’s but we’re pretty sure Superman is working on his lawsuit right now.
Slippery but Fabulous
This awesome sign can be interpreted in two ways. Either this is what people actually look like when they slip on a wet surface or that when falling in this exact location people get the sudden urge to throw out jazz hands.
To be honest, I would be happy if my hands went jazzy every time I fell. It looks great and instead of feeling embarrassed you feel fabulous. Life can only be improved by having more jazz hands in it!
Dieting Without Feeling Hungry
If you’re on a diet and hungry but don’t know what to do, just read this sign. It seems like the best thing to keep your appetite in check is a big juicy burger. You can’t really argue with that, if you’re hungry and you eat you won’t be hungry anymore.
Everyone should try just eating when they’re hungry. Although if you’re counting calories, a burger might not be the best choice. Unless you’re looking for an excuse to scarf one down. Look, the sign made me do it.
Aiming Is Caring
Sometimes men are the worst! This request is not for something impossible or unattainable, but for something they’ve had most of their lives to practice.
The people who run this place and probably clean the bathrooms are just asking for a little common courtesy in a nice and funny way. We hope that this eye-catching sign helps bathroom users make the effort. Unless it ends up being too distracting, which may make the problem even worse than before.
All Of The Above
Sending out this question is a great way to screen potential dates. None of these answers is an acceptable reason for littering and anyone who thinks otherwise cannot be my friend.
There are enough jerks in the world and it’s better to know the truth about who you’re dealing with right from the start. If you don’t care where you put your trash, this clever sign just exposed the real you!
Teaching Us To Love Ourselves
We just love this sign. In a world that seems so obsessed with having the perfect body image, this lovely sign reminds us that having a little extra is nothing to feel bad about. In fact, on the contrary, it makes us magic!
Next time you’re feeling a little overweight, remember, you’re just on your way to becoming a magical mermaid!
Best Dad Joke
Another gem from the Colorado-based Indian Hills Community Center, this sign had us laughing for a while.
Doesn’t it sound like some typical dad joke your father would blurt out in the middle of a family dinner? Yes, it’s cheesy. But great, nonetheless.
We think everyone would love to have a portable sign like this at one point or other in their lives. Such a polite way of saying, “back-off”.
Hey, at least the person was polite enough to warn us. And if we ever run into a sign like this in real life, we will be sure to run!
Don't Mess With Someone's Pills
We have to say we totally agree with this sign. At least this guy is taking it in stride and wishing well upon whoever took his anti-depressants. We’re loving the dry humor.
Don’t people know you don’t mess with someone’s happy pills?!
Husband Day Care
Anyone who’s married (or single, for that matter) will have a big laugh with this one. This should actually be a regular thing everywhere in the world.
It’s not clear whether this is a bar, a gym, a spa, or what, but we love the concept. The only thing we’re not quite sure about is the drinking part. Maybe not such a good idea to leave your husband in a daycare full of booze. But hey, if it gives the ladies a day off, it’s definitely worth it. Don’t worry, guys, we’ll open a wife daycare center, too.
The Naughty Cat
Cats, in general, are not known to be very respectful when it comes to food. But hey, who would expect anything different? They are natural-born predators, at the end of the day, so if you leave food lying around, that’s on you.
So, it’s only fair this nice coffee shop would want to warn its customers about the naughty neighborhood cat. Thanks, guys.
No Trippin' Alligators, Please!
I mean, we can completely understand their logic. Who in their right mind would want a bunch of alligators walking around hallucinating?!
We’re guessing there have been some incidents in the past of tourists feeding hallucinogenic mushrooms to the gators. Why? Beats us. The only thing we can think of scarier than an alligator, is an alligator on psychedelics.
Jumping Gay Walrus
This just made us cry with laughter, which we’re sure was the sign’s intention, because what would really be the problem with a gay walrus that wants to jump back into the sea?
Anyways, you should be careful, walruses are quite massive. So yeah, maybe you should look over your shoulder to see if there are any hanging around.
It's Hot Where They're Going
Bravo guys. A very clear message to whoever stole their (obviously very precious) AC units. Apparently, Pastor Jeffery has quite a sense of humor. And despite it all, they’re still allowing the AC thief to keep one!
How considerate, they even think of his comfort when he arrives in hell. Now that’s being a good pastor.
Do They Have Your Attention?
Whoever made this sign is a marketing genius. It is simply fantastic. Obviously, the person that was responsible for the restaurant’s publicity knew what they were doing. They know that putting up the word “SEX” in the joint’s main window is surely going to make every passerby stop.
And even if they don’t end up eating there, they will surely remember the place. Now that they have your attention, why not eat there?
Another sign with hard evidence that being a bit overweight is nothing to feel bad about. In fact, if you think about it, it comes in handy if you’re ever in a situation of danger. Because hey, fat people ARE harder to kidnap!
On the flip side, they’re doing a hell of a job at making us want to stop at their place for a bite. Well done, guys.
Lion King Pizza
This sign had us bawling with laughter the second we saw it. I mean, come on, it’s genius! You can actually hear Rafiki screaming out the words!
All we can say is, if we ever came across this sign, we would without a doubt go in for a pizza. Even if just to say congrats to the guys inside. Wouldn’t you?
Not only are these guys considerate with animals, but they also don’t judge when it comes to people.
And hey, it’s water, it’s there, and if you can easily take a sip and you’re thirsty, who are they to say you can’t?
Sean Connery Discount
Because who doesn’t enjoy listening to Sean Connery’s voice? Hearing an order in that Scottish accent is enough to make anyone’s day, and these guys are so aware of this, that they’re even offering a discount to whoever helps!
Imagine if the actual Sean Connery walked into this joint. We’re sure he’d get the full discount. It would only be fair. Don’t you think?
Not Good At Taking Criticism
Clearly, these people don’t do very well with complaints. And to be honest, even if you had one, as soon as you’d see this, you’d laugh and forget what you were planning on complaining about in the first place.
We can imagine something like this being in some military headquarter offices. But regardless, we think it’s safe to say that, if you actually have something to say, keep it to yourself.
We all know the importance of placing these signs around when necessary because we have indeed seen some dangerous slips in our day. But this? This is just hilarious.
Just imagining someone placing that sign on the blue board and sending it off to float on the pool, makes us laugh. And it is true, that floor IS especially wet!
Truth Above All
Wouldn’t a sign like this make you even a little bit less angry if you were forced to wait a long time for a service? At least they’re being honest.
And you can count on them being super-fast and effective, once your turn actually comes to get service. No matter how long you wait, you know you’re getting fast service. What more could anyone ask for?
Hands down, the best Mother's Day sign. In case you forgot you're the reason your mom drinks, here is this fabulous sign to remind you. And the least you can do is buy her a margarita, don't you think?
In any case, these guys are surely going to rake it in every Mother's Day, because no sign has ever been truer.
Such a great pun. First of all, who was the brave soul that dared steal nothing less than a toilet from cops?! What do you think happens when all those doughnuts and coffee go down?
Not only are these boys clueless, but they LITERALLY have nothing to go on! Sorry guys, looks like you'll have to resort to the woods for a while.
Well, apparently the circumstances were so unforeseen that they messed with this psychic's ability to predict the future. Let's not jump to conclusions and say we would definitely consider attending the next fair.
Even if it's just to ask the psychic what happened. And if they were trying to be funny, they succeeded flawlessly.
This is the definite winner from our list. A hundred points for creativity and original puns. Not only does this sign make you laugh and smile instantly, but it also gives a lighter note to a serious and difficult subject, giving hope to everyone everywhere!
If someone with a hokey pokey addiction was able to turn themselves around, you can do anything! The hokey pokey is not an easy thing to let go of. Just try it.
Talk about dry humor, yikes! We wouldn't really recommend this place if you're looking for a nice "Fish & Chips" place to take your Nemo-loving kids. And if you do, at least cover their eyes on the way in.
We have to give them points for creativity, though. If you're over the age of 12, you're sure to have a big laugh with this one.
Passive Aggressive Turtle
Maybe one of the most passive-aggressive signs we've come across, it is absolutely hilarious. It's so condescending that it almost wants to make you rip it up and throw away, but it's so clever, you can't.
As a matter of fact, our second instinct would be to save it for when we want to comment on someone else's driving. Ah, you gotta love those double standards.
Even if you weren't in the market for some goat butter, this sign would definitely make you at least consider taking one home. And hey, who ever said goats butter can't solve your ghost problem?
For £1.90, we would take a ghost-fighting butter home, wouldn't you?!
Keeping It Real
The most honest lawn sign you'll ever see, this person definitely makes a point when it came to the 2016 presidential elections.
We're guessing they weren't a big fan of politics in general, and we can completely understand that. Regardless of whom you voted for, this sign is sure to give you a laugh, at least.
In Case Of Emergency, Laugh!
This is just hilarious. Even though we know that's meant to be a picture of a stick man drowning, it looks like the sign says LOL, as in, "In case of drowning, Laugh Out Loud!".
But hey, in case it wasn't clear, at least they included the tiny print at the bottom: "Call 911".
And What About The 15th Floor?
Thank you for informing us that the 9th floor is now the 15th floor. But, the most pressing question is, where is the 15th floor now?
Also, we find it interesting that they wrote, "temporarily". Apparently, the 9th floor has plans of making a comeback to its original location.
In A Dog's World
To be honest, we've never wondered about this before, but now that we've seen this sign, it does make us think. Can you imagine if you never knew that your pet got as nervous as you did every time they saw one of those German Shepherd cops walk by?
Since dogs don't see colors in the same way as humans do, it's not like they can recognize them from their blue suits, so maybe it's just certain types of dogs that set off a warning. Even if they weren't police dogs, who in their right mind would go near a German Shepherd or a Rottweiler without a little caution?
We Promise To Be Cool!
We think this is a totally legitimate request. What if we eliminated politics altogether and promised to live in peace and just be cool to each other?
Taking into account the latest issues in politics, this idea doesn't sound so far-fetched, don't you think? It's utopic, we know. But it makes you smile for a few seconds to even consider the possibility, doesn't it?
Keep It Elegant
Only in Japan would you see such a polite sign. Elsewhere, you would be most likely greeted with a sign that read "Please aim in the toilet and clean up after yourself". But no, these guys are kindly asking you "urinate with precision and elegance"
It seems like a fair request. After all, they are asking nicely.
Sad But True
We're always up for some dark humor, and this sign does exactly that.
Sadly, the world does seem like a post-apocalyptic tale sometimes, and these guys decided to get a laugh out of it, at least.
How many times have you found your favorite brand of chips after looking tirelessly in the market, just to get home and have them chowed down by your husband or kids?
Well, thanks to the great guys at this supermarket, you may have just found a way to never have to go through that again!
Is That Really Necessary?
We applaud this store's willingness to help its customers above and beyond, but really, guys? We don't really think adult people need a demonstration on how to use a toilet.
And also, if someone were to actually ask for a demonstration, how would it actually go down? Personally, we would be very tempted to ask, just to see what happens.
Stay Strong, Teachers!
Probably not so funny for a concerned parent passing by, but we totally understand. If there's anyone who deserves a hearty welcome, it's teachers at a liquor store.
Hey, if they're not getting a fair salary, the least we can do is applaud the liquor stores that keep them distracted from the fact, no?
They Totally Wouldn't
Anyone who's ever had a cat will get a big laugh out of this one. Because in all fairness, if cats could actually show any signs of consideration or respect towards humans, they wouldn't, and that's why we love them.
Cats just do what they feel like, when they feel like, how they feel like. Get used to it, cat lovers.
The Best Nation In The Nation!
And this is exactly why America is "the best country in the nation", because not only is America a country, and not an entire continent, but it is also the best country within one country!
Bravo guys! We sincerely advise brushing up on your geography and grammar lessons. Just for next time.
We can't count the times we've walked into a bookstore with a title in mind, and the second we get there, it's gone from our memory. However, for some peculiar reason, we always seem to remember the color of the book!
This clever bookstore decided to help and make a shortcut for us. Thanks, guys!
Loving The Irony
Remember libraries? They still exist, yes, but they're rarely visited anymore. This library decided to do something about it, and remind us that, even in the age of the internet, it's still important to go to your local library.
Now, taking into account you're reading this article on the internet, we have to appreciate the irony here.
A Different Kind Of Bumper Sticker
This guy's not a parent, and he's proud of it! Probably tired of seeing the typical 'perfect family' bumper sticker on every other SUV, this guy decided he would customize one of his own.
Yes, I'm in a relationship, and no, we don't have kids. And yes, we're VERY happy and have loads of money! Take that for a bumper sticker!
In A Galilee Far Away
This is just brilliant. We applaud this church's successful attempt to blend pop culture and religion. Wouldn't you be more open to attending Sunday mass if you saw this sign outside of the church?
We certainly would, even if it was just to hear if the pastor was planning on making any more Star Wars references. Gotta love a Pastor who's a Star Wars fanatic.
Way Too Hot
Our kind of sign: honest, concise and to the point. Bottom line, ladies and gentlemen, sin is bad, Jesus is good, and if you want more details, just come inside, because it's way too hot to explain it all in a sign!
We would be curious to hear the rest of the details, wouldn't you?
This one is a double-edged sword, because even though the witty sign may make a lot of people come in for a haircut, there might be people who are put off by reading the word "ugly" on a hairdresser's advertisement.
Regardless, we find it hilarious. Hey, at least they're being brutally honest, if they can't make you look good, you're the one with the problem. We dare you to walk in and find out.
The Love Tomatoes
Such a lovely sign to see over your vegetables. Yes, it is cheesy, but cute, nonetheless. And, if you're shopping with your kids and are trying to get them to eat more vegetables, what better way then asking them to go pick some tomatoes and get some love?
Kudos to the supermarket staff for making mundane grocery shopping just a little bit brighter!
Ignore if You Are a Fly
It really is so kind of the Kew Botanical Gardens to let the flies know it's OK for them to stop on the plants (even though it will actually kill them).
Besides, we're sure this sign was absolutely necessary after what were probably countless visitors stopping to touch the carnivore plants.
You're Done, Simon
Nothing like arriving from a long flight to find your girl holding up this sign. We're assuming Britney found some compromising photos on the selfie stick (which, by the way, who in their right mind leaves hanging around their girlfriend in the first place?).
What's worse is that this doesn't seem to be the first time something like this happens, since they've already "talked about this". But really Simon, your selfie stick?! It's like this guy wanted to get caught! Good for you, Britney, he deserves the public shaming!
Nothing but Space and Air
While some people might find this sign a little cheesy, we absolutely loved it. To be fair, this sign is completely logical - you would expect a whole lot of nothing in a museum of space and air.
Maybe next time they'll call it the 'Museum of Aeronautics'. Just to make things clearer.
That's being a true sports fan if we ever saw one. And just look at how proudly these two men are holding up their huge sign. Unfortunately, it seems that a staff member is on the way to tell them to take it down (or congratulate them, who knows).
Regardless, the sign was probably up long enough for the fans' football team to see it. Good going boys!
The Beauty of (Public) Revenge
Hats off to this girl! We can't imagine the level of satisfaction she was feeling at that moment, which is pretty clear from her face of absolute excitement. It seems like a fair trade - the guy cheats and the girl gets the premium tickets to the game (and dumped, obviously).
We only wish someone could have caught the ex-boyfriend's face when looking at this sign on TV. Hey, that's what you get for being a liar.
The Coffee-drinking Psycopath
Drinking coffee in a coffee shop? Absolute madness! The sad part is if you were to actually picture a guy sitting alone in Starbucks, looking at the people around, with nothing but his coffee mug on the table, you'd probably think he was a weirdo too.
Ironically, technology has made us the actual psychopaths. We're loving the cynicism of this sign, though.
Jesus Has Spoken
This sports fan not only thought of a witty sign to take to the game, he actually went through the trouble of dressing up like Jesus! We're giving this guy 10 points for originality.
And as far as being a loyal and supportive fan goes, this guy takes the cake. If a message from God himself isn't enough to get his team going, we don't know what is.
The Sassy Fan
We're sure that football players have seen and read it all. But ouch! That sign has got to sting! This woman definitely has a lot of sass, and we applaud it.
Plus, she even took the time to print, cut and paste the message on bright pink cardboard, probably to make sure there wasn't even the slightest chance that the Chiefs couldn't read the sign, in case they didn't understand her handwriting.
Parked Illegally? You're Fine
Illegally parked? Don't worry about it, the car will be fine. This sign is just absolutely hilarious. It's incredible what just a small missing letter can do; if only they had remembered to put the "d" at the end of "fine".
Although we must say, we're happy they didn't catch that mistake because this is 'laughing out loud' material. And it's nice to know that even the illegally parked cars will be fine.
Cutest Sign Ever
This dad probably had a laugh and got a big smile on his face after seeing this sign. And hey, maybe mommy is a lot of work, but she was cool enough to make this sign and have the idea to hang on the baby's stroller.
Or, even better, maybe baby Kaden has a very bright future in the arts!
No man, we don't think you're stupid, we just think you're absolutely crazy for not wearing a shirt in what is obviously freezing cold weather!
But thanks for setting us straight - your brother is definitely the one with the problem here. After all, being a Raiders fan is clearly worse than getting hypothermia.
In Case You Were Planning To
Apparently, the people that put up this sign don't have much faith in humanity. We understand why there would be several safety signs around a swimming pool, but 'Do Not Breathe Under The Water'? Seriously?
We'd certainly hope that whoever decides to go swimming would have enough basic common sense to not try and breathe underwater. But hey, then again, you never know.
Nothing Like Family
We don't actually know if these guys are family or just really close friends, but regardless, this is one of the most adorable 'welcome home' signs we've ever seen. And kudos to them for choosing such hilarious photos.
The only thing better than going home for Christmas is coming home to a sign like this. Great job, guys!
Pie and Lattes
We don't know if this is a coffee shop's (brilliant) way of advertising their one of a kind pies and lattes, or a pilates studio trying to be funny, but this sign is fantastic. Being a more 'pie and latte' kind of people ourselves, we definitely appreciate the light comedy.
Plus, there's no better way to get customers, whether it be coffee drinkers or pilates enthusiasts, than through comedy. We're definitely using this next time a friend asks us to join them for pilates. Exercise? Yuk!
Truer Words Have Never Been Spoken
Surely, this sign already brightened many people's day, reminding them, amongst their dreaded work week, that they're not alone, and we all feel the same way about Mondays. And Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays, for that matter.
Indeed, those first five days after Sunday are definitely the hardest. And usually how long it takes to recover for the next weekend.
Bravo. Our deepest respects go out to whoever had the guts to actually advertise their motel like this. In fact, if we were to ever pass this sign by the side of the road, we'd definitely make a turn and go check out this fancy establishment. If only just to meet the owner. And their marketing and art department, of course.
Nothing screams 'fancy' like a handwritten sign attached to four poles in the middle of nowhere. We're sure this motel is so busy it's turning down customers left and right.
Maybe this guy decided to play a prank on his buddy and welcome him home with a joke. Or maybe, this guy was actually proposing to a longtime partner - in which case we hope he said yes, even though it's not the classiest of proposals, to say the least.
We have to congratulate this guy - either for having the guts to pop the question in a crowded airport, or dealing with the fallout jokes that were surely made after people probably started taking pictures and posted this online.
Very Good Advice
In all fairness, it is probably best to remove the child from the clothing before throwing it in the washing machine. Especially since we're talking about a "size 3 to 4 years"! Not that throwing anyone, at any age, in a washing machine would be any better.
The most worrying thing about this label is that this doesn't seem to be a grammar mistake or a question of a missing letter or punctuation. Did they actually mean to write the word "child" there?!
Beware of the Sign
There's nothing more dangerous than a sign. Its bright yellow color, the black font, the "sharp" edges. Definitely far more dangerous than the bridge beyond it.
We do appreciate the humor, though, since obviously, whoever made this sign clearly meant it as a joke. And if you're not convinced, just read the cheeky fine print below that reads "Also, The Bridge Is Out Ahead".
Aren't You Happy to be Home, Mom?
Thank god these kids are as cute as they are, because coming home to do laundry is probably not what this mom had in mind. However, it was extremely adorable of them to make a welcome home sign by themselves (judging by the garbage truck and tractor drawing on the sign). In fact, it was so important for them to greet mom that they even went commando!
And hey, they just wanted to let mommy know about the current state of affairs at home - which is that daddy apparently couldn't figure out how to work a washing machine.