Yuck! Players sweat a lot I guess. Or maybe it’s just a water balloon that looks like a soccer ball?
Or it may be water from the wet field? Nah…it’s actually a sweaty soccer player who’s trying to hit the ball but his sweat is dripping all over his face. Tissues, anyone?
Cowboy up!
Rodeo clowns are an essential first line of defense when you are out bullfighting. Without them, humanity would be done for.
Entering an enclosed ring with a 2000-pound angry bull is an insane thing to do. Rodeo clowns believe themselves to be brave enough to face the angry bull. But it seems more crazy than brave.
The “Thank God Ledge”
Alex Honnold is a free solo master who ascents of big walls and makes it look easy. He was the first El Capitan free solo climber of Yosemite National Park and holds the fastest ascent of the Yosemite Triple Crown. No ropes, no karabiners, no cams. Nothing but his hands and feet to climb the record-breaking 3000-foot “Thank God Ledge.”
Honnold probably thanked god for surviving this freakily dangerous free solo attempt.
Derp!
She seems to not like the scoring and definitely has issues with the judges.
Perhaps making faces at the judges provokes issues rather than solves them.
Keep Away!
Soccer is now open for all….superman joined the game. His superpowers might help win the match, as long as he doesn’t use his hands to touch the ball.
In case he loses the match, he must remember not to use his laser vision on the opposing team.