Got game? This kid sure does. His sign puts out an excellent effort to get Hope Solo’s number. That’s one of the better pick-up lines out there, for sure. Do you think this kid got what he wanted?
Maybe he’s still out there, full of hope, that one day he won’t be solo anymore, and he will be able to start a family full of hope that isn’t solo with Hope Solo. Try reading this paragraph 10 times faster! Maybe it will give you the brain power you need to make a better sign than this one. Or maybe not.
Thanks, Dean
This 47-year-old Chargers fan has been a season ticket holder since he was 17 years old. No one can say just how betrayed he felt after Dean Spanos relocated the team to L.A. But, clearly, he feels ripped off. Here’s his beef: Two season ticket passes for $2,600 a year, a couple of beers and hotdogs for $48, and the final dig, a “silver spoon owner” screws over the entire San Diego fan base. “Priceless.”
Spanos’ decision may increase his investment in the franchise by a billion dollars. Forbes estimates the Spanos family assets are worth $2.4 billion, and the L.A. move may boost revenue by tens of millions of dollars each year. This fan almost lost his sign when San Diego law enforcement responded to a complaint, but the officers allowed the long-time fan to keep his sign and continue to air his grievances.
Owning Up
When you're behaving so badly that not even Santa is going to reward you. That pretty much sums up the Eagles' performance in this game. Fans were clearly so upset that they couldn't even muster up the energy to cheer them on, and instead took to just putting them down even further. Talk about loyalty!
On the upside, the Eagles did eventually crush those Patriots, so we suppose that Santa did ultimately come through for them. We hope that guy trashed his sign.
The Resurrection
That's some high praise for that number 3 player, Russell Wilson. We wonder what the original Jesus thinks about this sign. Can Wilson be the true savior? Will there one day be scripture written about him? Probably not, but in today's football, he's all we got, so he better deliver.
We are wondering how long this sign was held up. It's likely that some loyal churchgoers got a little upset and things ended a little ugly.
Take Offence
There are few things Italians love more than their soccer. One of them being pasta. Italians consume more than 51 pounds of pasta a year. So you can imagine that this banner doesn't sit so well with the fans in the stands.
The picture was taken in Wembley Stadium, London, during the EUFA EURO 2020 semi-final match between Italy and Spain. What do you imagine the Italian fans could write back to Spain? How inclined are the Spanish fans to take a joke?