Finally, some really encouraging words. Kudos to Woodson and his supporters for recognizing his talents. That guy is probably the saving grace of the team. On the other hand, by the looks of those faces, that father and son don’t look too pleased with whatever is happening on that field.
Perhaps Woodson is slipping and some sort of Woodson drought occurred. In which case, someone else better step up to the plate and cover up, quick!
Romantic
Forget honeymooning in Hawaii or Venice, this couple opted for the gorgeous getaway of an NFL stadium. Nothing screams everlasting love like sitting in a football game and watching big dudes run around with a ball pushing each other over. Perhaps the place includes specials for couples like massages done by star player Za’Darius Smith, or romantic candle-lit dinners on the benches.
For NFL fanatics, this is a path to an everlasting marriage. We honestly don't see this couple enjoying anything else.
Totally Deflated
Another dig at Tom Brady. These guys went to great lengths to get their joke across. We are beginning to feel sorry for the guy now. An inflated ball is a tough load to carry, sometimes you just gotta pop the damn thing.
Unfortunately for Brady, these guys got hold of the photographic evidence and decided to show it off for all to see. In the audience, right on national television.
Tom The G.O.A.T
Well, Tom is the Greatest Of All Time indeed. It's only been mentioned a thousand times. Roger Goodell, on the other hand, is upsetting a lot of people. The NFL commissioner has been causing quite the ado in football politics and people have had enough of his antics. It's definitely evident that fans are backing the GOAT %100 and want Goodell out!
Whatever "Roger the Joke" is up to, it seems reasonable to try to draw attention away from the star player, Tom Brady. Some people can't help but rain on other people's parades.
Punny
Wow, what a pun that is. This fan took the Punxsutawney Phil groundhog- as one does, and threw it into the word "Philadelphia". Granted, it's a nice sign and all but it seems to be the only one in the crown. The sign, which was meant for the Philadelphia Eagles, a team that didn't have much support from the public was all alone in a sea of football fans.
What a sad state of affairs. There is that massive horn though, that surely added some sense of morale out there.