This sign inspires patriotism and is exactly why America is “the best country in the nation”, because not only is America a country, and not an entire continent, but it is also the best country within one country! Bravo guys! We sincerely advise brushing up on your geography next time you’re going to make such grand statements.
You know what? Even some simple googling can help you out. Before you write your next sign, or maybe even your next text message, ask your old pal Google if it makes any sense. We know human help could be better, but then you’re running the risk of whatever human you ask laughing in your face.
Welcome to the "OOL"
This sign is a warning that isn’t obvious as soon as you read it but it makes you think for a second. At first, we thought it might be an acronym of some kind. Maybe "Out Of Line"? Not that it makes things any clearer, but still. But then we saw the rest of it.
Having a clear message is important but making people remember what you’re trying to tell them is equally important. Such is the case with this "ool sign." This can be achieved by driving a message home. We totally agree with this sign, as the message is on point and it’s a pretty gross thing to do.
Please Do Not Enter
We all know that The United States of America has a culture of suing. We are pretty litigious people, and you can either accept that fact or see us in court. This sign looks like it lays out the series of events that will follow so no one can say they haven't been warned.
This household also has a culture of not letting people into their property. Apparently, it's dangerous there. Maybe they have some pet bears wandering around. You have been warned that you may get hurt and that your defense won’t stand up in a court of law as this will be used as evidence against you!
Toilet Bandits
We know a good pun we see one, and we are definitely seeing one here. First of all, who was the brave soul that dared steal nothing less than a toilet from the police?! We shudder to think about how they will rid themselves of all those doughnuts and coffee!
Then there is the question of how exactly did they pull it off? Toilet bowls are heavy! Not to mention, firmly attached to a wall and some intense plumbing. Not only are these boys clueless, but they LITERALLY have nothing to go on! Sorry guys, it looks like you'll have to resort to the woods for a while.
Don't Mess With Those Pills
This sign just goes to show just how much effort the Indian Hills Community Center is putting into making lives better for the community. Basically, anyone who drives past it has their day improved by at least 0.032 percent. That is real science. Don't check it though.
We have to say we totally agree with this yard sign. (Technically it's between a road and a parking lot but we will let it slide for now.) At least this guy is taking it in stride and wishing well upon whoever took his anti-depressants. To be honest, they probably are very happy.