These drivers won’t walk away without leaving a passive-aggressive note on the car’s windshield expressing to them exactly how they feel. Some of the notes that people leave are downright outrageous. You’ve got to see them for yourself and hope that you don’t find one of these on your car.
The Political Notes
It’s all fun and games until politics are involved. It must take a truly atrocious parking job for somebody to pull out a move like this. First, they called the driver of the car “special.” Next, they assume that the person must be a supporter of Republicans if he parked that poorly. Clearly, this person associates cheeky and arrogant drivers with this political party, which is understandable but we won’t get into that.
We’re curious to know which party the person who parked the vehicle actually affiliates with. Also, this note looks more like a label that somebody has printed professionally and not simply designed at home… so we’re starting to get suspicious.
How-To-Guide on Parking
Wow. It’s no wonder that the owner of this home was so frustrated after coming home to find that he was unable to park in his driveway because somebody parked in front of it. They were so aggravated by the situation that they wrote out parking instructions for the driver and even sketched a little map.
If the driver still parks there the next day, then he’s either got a whole lot of nerve or he can’t read English or the picture. It seems like with that last line, they’re equating the driver to somebody with special needs. They even give them a tip on how to shower in case the person is lacking that knowledge as well.
That Smiley Face Though
We imagine that this is the last time this person is going to park here. Consider yourself warned, which is what this note basically means. The person who wrote this note is clearly passive aggressive, but they also seem like they mean business and that they aren’t afraid to take action where and when it’s necessary.
We must say that they write their letter in a pretty sound manner. They start off with a solid fact that cannot be refuted- the parking spot belongs to them. And then they dive headfirst into a warning; that they’ve recorded the driver’s license plate. Then they give a detailed account of what they’re going to do should the driver park in their spot again. They warn that they’ll Vaseline the door handles and call the tow truck. Whether or not they’ll actually take this action is unclear but that isn’t something I’d be willing to risk if I was the driver. And their passive aggressiveness is most obvious when they sign the note with a smiley face. An epic move.
An Incomplete Confession
Wow, this Jack guy pulled off a move that’s even worse than a hit and run. Although he left a note for the owner of the car confessing that he hit his car, he neglected to leave one pretty major detail; his contact information. And worst of all, he did this on purpose. Apparently, Jack had no intention of even leaving a note at all but because there was a witness to the accident he felt pressure to write something. Leaving a note like this is way ruder than parking in the middle of two spots and even worse than taking up somebody’s newly plowed spot. Can you imagine the owner’s reaction when he saw this? Even if he was having the best day and eating chocolate ice cream with sprinkles, he’d still be in rage mode.
As drivers, we all have the responsibility of owning up to our mistakes and taking responsibility for our actions. Sadly, the witness thought that Jack was leaving his information for the driver. We doubt that he went to check. Karma will come to find Jack soon and he will pay for his actions.
An Afternoon Snack
Although their message isn’t completely legible, we can imagine that the driver must have done something pretty bad to get the peanut butter treatment. It seems like it’s going to take quite some time cleaning the peanut butter off of the car. Plus, there are two separate notes on the car… so that really must be one heck of a parking job they did. We hope that the driver of this car was able to rub off enough of the peanut butter to be able to safely drive the car to the car wash.
If the people who did this were hoping that by doing this, the car would move from the spot faster, well they kind of screwed themselves over with this one. The peanut butter car might be stuck there for a while if the driver has a hard time cleaning off the peanut buttery goodness. If it was my car, I’d grab a couple of slices of bread, some jelly, and call some friends over for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich party. Making lemonade out of lemons, ya know?
If you live in this neighborhood then you better take good care of how you park. Otherwise, you may end up as the pig of the neighborhood and the laughing stock of the internet. It seems like there’s a very crabby driver in the neighborhood who’s become quite the snitch. He roams around calling people out for their parking faults. Take up too much space? End up as the pig!
From the looks of this note, it doesn’t seem like it takes so much to get one of these pasted to your windshield. Well, seeing a note like this first thing in the morning is no way to start your day, but at least it isn’t too aggressive.
Another genius parking note! This person thought that practicing coloring in the lines would help this person park better. Although we are sure that they really meant this as a passive-aggressive nod and more like “you’re a sucky parker,” if I got this in my windshield, I would totally take it home and color it.
The person who left this note has probably left it before. In fact, it isn’t a bad idea to keep some of these notes in your car for when the time comes to use one. We think we’ll print some off ourselves.
I’m Begging You
This note seems to be one that was left by the owner of the car himself. He’s in a pickle of a situation in which he’s waiting for his new parking sticker to arrive but in the meantime, he keeps getting ticketed. He is leaving this note to plead with the policeman not to give him a ticket. He uses some guilt tripping to share that he is very broke and sick of getting ticketed over and over again.
We do feel for this car owner, but it is their fault for waiting to organize their parking sticker at the last minute. If they had paid for their sticker when it was due, they wouldn’t be dealing with this issue now. They do mention being broke though, so maybe that’s what prevented them from doing so. This is a pretty good lesson for all of us to just pay our bills in time so we don’t run into these issues.
The Golden Ticket
This person is the winner of the coveted golden ticket! They should be so proud of themselves, says the very sarcastic and passive-aggressive person who left them this note. We are just surprised that it took over a month for somebody to leave a note for this person! That is some nerve to keep parking like this for so long.
We are sure that the person who left them this award felt a significant amount of satisfaction when they left this congratulatory note for something awful that the parker was doing. Well, judging by the fact that they’ve been there for that long, there’s a chance that they really don’t care so much about other people and that they’ll continue this behavior for a long time to come.
We’re All Human
Not all parking notes that people leave come off as aggressive. Some people simply just want to relay the message to a fellow driver that there are other drivers out there and that it would be nice for them to be more considerate. The person who wrote this note wanted to notify the driver that they should be more considerate of others on the road, because after all, they aren’t bloody sardines.
It seems like this note probably wasn’t written in the United States. Americans don’t go around using the term “bloody sardines.” Seems like something that a Brit would say. And anyways, Americans would be way more vulgar than that.
If you didn’t get it, this is a reference to the comedy movie Office Space. The scene depicted in this note is from Office Space and it’s a scene that became a viral meme. A lot of people would pick up on the reference but it would be pretty awkward if the person who parked their car didn’t understand it!
We really love this drawing and think that it’s pretty impressive, despite that it’s just a stick figure! Bravo to the artist for their work and also for relaying their message in a unique and non-confrontational way. They must reference movies a lot in their daily life.
Here’s How It’s Done
This frustrated neighbor took it upon himself to explain to his parking neighbor how to properly park his car so as not to screw him over and the guy to the left of his spot. He explains how it’s done in a very non-judgemental manner, and in a way where you can tell he’s simply wanting to explain to the guy how to successfully park.
You can tell that the guy doesn’t have any animosity in him and is pretty caring because he also brings up the guy next to him. There is a nice way to explain these things after all!
Save It For The Track
Now, this is a note that I appreciate. It’s extremely rude and inconsiderate when somebody revs up their engine so early in the morning, all the while waking up their entire neighborhood. I never understood why people do this. Does it give them the sense that they’re cool? Ugh people’s need to be seen and heard. Or do they think that it’s necessary to warm up their engine like this? Whatever their reason, it isn’t a good enough excuse.
It seems like the entire neighborhood has a problem with this person and we can understand why. Their note isn’t necessarily rude and they do tell them that revving up the engine like this is bad for the truck. So, maybe they’re just trying to give him some friendly neighborly advice while also trying to gain some more shut-eye for them and the neighbors.
A Noisy Issue
We’ve got to say- this one is all too familiar to us. Everybody has lived near somebody with a noisy vehicle at one point or another. There is nothing more frustrating than getting woken up by it in the middle of the night, or when it goes off and you’re trying to put your children to sleep. What’s even more annoying is that the person doesn’t do anything to fix their car!
Clearly, that’s the reason why an alarm keeps going off. There’s a problem with the vehicle and it needs to be taken in. It seems like they don’t consider the fact that they aren’t the only one living and breathing on their street!
Park In Two Spots You Lose
Although it’s very obnoxious when people park in two spots and is deserving of a ticket, the person who wrote this letter is equally as obnoxious and deserving of punishment. We aren’t saying that it’s okay to take up two spaces, but it’s also not okay to hit and run. Anybody who’s been in preschool knows that two wrongs don’t make a right.
That being said, we are sure that this driver has learned his lesson and isn’t going to take up two spots again. Still, this passive-aggressive note is way over the line.
Mock shift Parking Spot
Now this is a good one that I might have to pull off one day. It would be beneficial to keep some chalk in the car so that in the case you see somebody trying to pull off a move like this, you’ll be ready. I’m not sure what people are thinking when they try and pull off something like this. What caused this person to park like this? Either they are a complete narcissist who thinks they run the world. Or, they were driving under the influence and assumed that they were parking in between the parking lines. If it’s the former reason, then they are just completely careless for those around them.
They are inconveniencing at least two people and even more if they keep their car there for a while. We’re happy that somebody was around with a piece of chalk to put them in their place at least. Maybe this will teach this dude that he should park like the rest of us.
Public Trans for the Win
We are big fans of this windshield note. First of all, we totally believe that public transportation will solve a lot of world problems. Okay, maybe not solve, but definitely help! And secondly, if more people rode the bus, there would be less horrible parkers out there. The author of this note is proposing a good question here. Should bad parkers be forced to take the bus?
And are these cards available for purchase? Because, they’ve got an interested customer, ME! I love these cards as a way to tell people that they need to take others more into consideration. I would love to use some of these! Would you?
There are a few basic things you need to learn about driving. The first is the traffic symbols. The second is about parking. Like, not to park in front of somebody else’s driveway. Apparently, this person needs a lesson on driving again. Perhaps they weren’t aware that they parked in front of somebody’s driveway.
In that case, they should probably go to an eye doctor. Or maybe it was dark out. In that case, they need some better car lights. Who’s down to start a GoFundMe to help pay for their car school so they can learn all that they don’t know or remember about driving. I’m willing to start the fund.
We know we’ve already shown you one like this, but it seems to be a trend among drivers these days! How awful is this? It’s even worse than not leaving any kind of note (which is also horrible). Do people live their daily lives in such intense fear that their insurance will sky rocket? Or are people driving without insurance?
Whatever it is, there is no excuse to act like this! This is making me believe that the world is filled with many insolent chumps!
A lot of people always say that they wish that there was a like and dislike button in real life. Well, hold your horses, there is now. This person printed off a picture of the Facebook Dislike icon and is apparently using them where they are deserved, to rate people’s parking. This is very well-used. We aren’t showing you all of this note, but that’s for your own good. You get the gist of it.
Can you think of other social media trends that would make for good passive aggressive notes? We are going to print some of these off… but maybe only the dislike part. So we can start taping them to people we don’t like.
Snap Into Reality
We agree with this note and we’re glad that somebody had the courage to write it. Apparently, some expensive car wrongly parked in a spot saved for disabled drivers. A lot of wealthy people think that they’re entitled to park where they want. But there’s a reason why disabled spaces exist and it’s for disabled people and not rich owners of BMW’s.
The writer of this note used the guilt trip route to bring their grandma into the mix. They let them know that now grandma might be left walking from far. This is definitely a good reality check for the owner of the vehicle and we hope that he takes it to heart.
We’ve got to say, this parking note is a cute one. I might have to make some of these for myself to put on people’s cars. Somebody must have done a very lousy parking job to get this note put on their car.
The person who typed up this note must get really enraged by other drivers considering that he went on his computer to design this note and has them on hand in his car. And this driver must have done a very poor job parking to get this note on his windshield. Although we aren’t sure how much of a “punishment” it is considering that spot the dog is very adorable. I personally wouldn’t be so mad to find one of these on my windshield and it wouldn’t do such a good job at teaching me my lesson for next time.
Have you seen the movie Frozen? Well, this is the real-life car version. When this car got a ticket for being parked there for too long, the owner wrote a note replying to the ticket explaining that his door is frozen shut and he can’t open the car to move it. Looks like his car might be stuck there for a while! We do give him credit for at least trying to avoid a ticket.
There are several ways to unfreeze your door and even things you can do to prevent your car door from freezing. This driver would benefit from learning them.
Ha. Ha. This is a funny one. This person left a note for the driver of this car, equating their parking skills to that of Katrina. Hurricane Katrina was almost 15 years ago, and as fatal as it was, you can’t help but laugh at jokes like this by this point. Of course, the joke is insensitive, but so are a lot of other things out there. Does that make it okay? No. But is this person’s parking job probably deserving of some insensitive humor? Probably.
Hopefully, this made him aware that there are other people around him and that he should be more considerate.
I damage, You Pay
Is this person living in a world where he thinks he’s the only one exists? Well, that’s what it seems like from his letter. If he disapproved of this guy’s parking job in such a drastic way, why didn’t he just go find himself another parking spot instead of risking the chance of damaging both cars? That’s a whole other issue that we aren’t going to dive too deeply into.
We hope that the guy didn’t end up calling up this contemptible human because he may have ended up paying a lot for doing nothing. And based off of their rude attitude, they might try and haggle a lot more money out of them.
Even Grumpy Cat Is Mad At You
If you are scared of cats, then this is one you won’t want to mess with. This isn’t your average cat. This cat doubles as the parking police. The owner of this parking spot decided to make the most of his artistic hand and drew a cute but intimidating picture to warn other drivers from parking in his spot. The consequence? Getting towed. There aren’t much worse things in life than getting towed. Those of you who have been towed know this to be a fact of life.
This is a cute and creative way to warn somebody of the potential to get towed, and is actually quite considerate of the person considering they left this note instead of going ahead and calling a tow truck. If I found this in my windshield, I’d be very grateful that the person didn’t actually tow me. I would also not park in the spot again. You know what they say, kill em’ with kindness. And you know what, I might just share this on my social media while I’m at it. Who doesn’t love a grumpy old cat?
Ha! What a note. The person who left this note thinks that this car owner’s life was, in fact, a mistake. Although it’s pretty extreme to wish upon somebody that they weren’t born, we get the idea from this that the person was probably parked that poorly to make somebody put this note on their car. Man, we wish we could see a picture of how the car was parked.
We can imagine in our minds what the parking looked like. This note also makes us imagine other things but we won’t get into that right now.
That’s A Paddlin’
What a good reference to a classic Simpsons joke! Can you say throwback? If we’re speaking about throwbacks, the old man just said that everything he’s done has ended in a “paddlin.” This driver can consider himself warned. It’s never acceptable to park in somebody else’s spot. Parking spots are part of somebody’s property, it’s something that they own or pay for. Taking their parking spot isn’t much different than parking on somebody’s front lawn. It’s just something you don’t do. When you live in an apartment complex, there’s a reason why the parking spots are marked.
It’s so residents know which spot is theirs and they don’t make the mistake of parking in somebody else’s spot. So, don’t commit the same crime as this guy did, because you definitely don’t want to get this kind of letter put on your windshield! Or do you…
You know you’ve got some major problems when Optimus Prime isn’t a fan of your parking skills. The big rig turned robot fighting for humans, sees this parking villain as a bigger risk than Megatron. We hope that the parker understood how much he angered Optimus Prime and either never parked poorly again or enrolled himself in his local driving school.
Nobody wants a whole team of Autobots to come back and have justice served. Scratch that, we would run to theaters to see that film.
The last thing you want to do is upset the potato gang. This parker seems to have done exactly that and now the potato gang is here to seek their revenge. We appreciate a note like this; it gets its point across without being overly rude. We hope that a nicer and funnier note like this would be effective.
Plus, it is written that the potato gang will bring out their produce next time and I don’t think anybody would want to face up against that. Bananas, carrots, and celery can get pretty intimidating!
How to Park
The person who left this note was so angered by somebody’s parking job, that they insisted on leaving them how-to-instructions to prevent a bad parking job from happening again. They illustrate how to park in a very clear manner. You pull straight into the parking spot, and not diagonally like this person apparently did.
We hope that these instructions make sense to the person who parked here. But if considering that they did pull in diagonally, we can imagine that they aren’t the most intelligent of the bunch. This should serve as a lesson to everybody not to make this same parking mistake. Do you hear that? Good.
You Aren’t The Only One
Am I the only one not carrying around these printable parking notes? I think I need to start. Seems like everybody has these in the glove compartment of their car in case the need arises. They may even have several types of cards for different scenarios.
Unfortunately (or fortunately) most people don’t prepare themselves to get this annoyed at other drivers. Especially like this person did. They took some significant time out of their day to create these little cards, choosing the specific font and colors of the cards. This is the last kind of person whose bad side I would want to get on… I wouldn’t want one of these cards making its way to my windshield.
We’ve got to say that this note is 100% justified. If this person doesn’t even live on this block, then their car shouldn’t be there. Plus, it’s a law that a car can’t be parked in the same spot for 72 hours… so yea, this car shouldn’t even legally still be there! Maybe the owner of the car lost his car and isn’t able to find it. Who leaves their car parked on a random street for so long?
Hopefully, they’ll find their car before it gets towed and they never come park in this part of town again.
If you live in a snowy place, then you know how difficult it is to shovel the snow outside in the cold. You’re out there with the high wind chill burning your face to such an extent that you can’t even move it and your fingers feel like they’re developing frostbite despite the -20 degree weather outside. But, you have no choice. You have to shovel the snow so that you can park your car.
Now can you imagine the pain, the horror, of coming home and seeing that somebody has assumed your parking spot as their own? That somebody has reaped the benefits of all your hard work and labor? That must be very disheartening. We must say, the note that they left the parking spot stealer isn’t as ruthless as it could have been. They could have called the tow truck but they decided to spare them. We hope that this driver has the heart not to try to pull this move off again and that if they do, that the note writer will have the courage to take action against him.
I’ll Monster Truck You
There are few things worse than when a car blocks you in. It can really ruin your entire day and make you very late to work. In this person’s case, it clearly had a very negative impact on their morning, as seen by the intimidating note that they left. We are wondering how they have access to a monster truck. Perhaps he is referring to a tow truck.
You can be sure that if this car blocks in this person again, there will be serious consequences. The note writer doesn’t seem to care about what impounding will do for the car owner. He will not hesitate and to be honest, we don’t blame him. We know just how much that can ruin your day.
Please Don’t Reproduce If you really can’t stand somebody, then there’s no better way of expressing that to them than saying “please don’t reproduce.” Well, one driver apparently loathed the way another driver parked and decided to leave him a note along with a condom for safe sex. This is one hilarious prank.
Although most people probably wouldn’t take this amount of effort just to express their contempt with another person’s driving skills, this driver felt that a simple hand written note wasn’t good enough. He had to go the extra mile. What we are wondering, though, is who has condoms on hand like this? Does this driver have these on standby in case he has to leave notes like this? Or is it for other things… well at least he’s being safe!
Now, this is one rude and offensive windshield note. This person’s parking may have been comically bad, but it definitely doesn’t justify leaving a comment such as this. Comparing their parking to Stevie Wonder is pretty offensive. Even if the person’s parking job was so bad, this comment is very insensitive.
Nowadays, people get into a lot of trouble for making comments like this. What do you think? Is it funny or downright wrong?
When You Gotta Go…
When suddenly the urge comes on to go to the bathroom, you don’t always have time to look for a parking spot and go to the bathroom. Often times, you need to just leave your car wherever you can and run to find a bathroom. When this guy suddenly had to go, they wrote a quick note sharing their honest truth and hoped that they didn’t get a ticket.
We really hope that a policeman did come across this car parked in an illegal spot and decided to be kind and let it slide. I mean come on, having to poop is a natural urge! It’s not a crime and shouldn’t be ticketed. You can’t fault somebody for that.