If Andy Warhol doesn’t live here, there is really no excuse for this kind of thing. Did this guy really think this was the best solution for a plant holder? Did he just happen to have the number of an old dysfunctional toilet seat dealer?? The road to hell may be paved with good intentions, but it is also lined with toilet plants.
To be fair, empty unused (hopefully pristine) porcelain toilets seem to be perfectly good vessels for plants and many other things, for that matter. At the end of the day though, they still look like toilets, so this is pretty much a non-starter.
Biker Butt Mailbox
These wonderful neighbors must really hate the mailman if their willing to let him stick his hand down this cyclist's pants each time he brings by their mail.
Pro tip: even if you like reaching in through a mailbox-butt, it's not for everyone. Don't force your mail-box-butt-reaching habits upon the rest of us!
Outdoor TV Setup
These neighbors figured their living room was no match for this fine spring day we seemed to be having and hooked up a pop-up TV station on their lawn.
Those huge speakers are sure to kill someone's eardrums, too, you know… since they are OUTSIDE! I don't even want to think about the kinds of people who might just drop by to support this kind of thing.
Hello Dogs
Well, these neighbors are just glorious… canine or homo-sapien; if these were our neighbors, we would never set foot on that sidewalk. Apparently, the person who took this photo had a couple of new neighbors who had recently moved in next door. And guess what? They brought these guys with them.
While they are both very sweet, we didn't sign up for a mythological two-headed dog to infiltrate our garden every two minutes. Whatever happened to some privacy?? Besides, if they're in the same yard and want to chat with each other – keep us out of it! Some neighbors really give you the urge to go and jump off the 'woof.'
I Guess Bob Wanted That Fence Painted
I don't wanna jump the fence on this one, but I'm guessing this guy's neighbor Bob must have been all on this guy's back for days before this happened.
Well, guess what, Bob? He has painted the fence Bob… have you painted your fence, Bob? If he had painted it before, would you have been all up in his face Bob?…with all that passive-aggressive energy going around, I must say I'm still quite taken by this guy's meticulous grammar.