There are a lot of people at airports. So many people that – if you’re looking for a specific person or group of people – it might be impossible to see them in the thronging crowds. Of course, there’s no way in the world to miss this pair, even if the guy looks perfectly normal. The lady, on the other hand, is…well, she stands out.
Why would she think to wear a big pickle costume for picking up Trevor from the airport? Our guess is it’s an inside joke that we’ll never understand. And the detail on that sign is quite wonderful; we have to admit.
We Have Places to Be
Many of the signs on this list are happy, nay, THRILLED, to see the person off the plane again. A lot of them, but not all of them. This sign, for instance, tells us that this person had just enough time to make a sign, and that was about it. Get that luggage in the trunk and buckle up, it's cold out here. Or too hot. Something like that.
Look, not everybody can be clever, and some people have to work during the day. They can't just sit and think of funny airport signs all the time. They have some bills to pay!
It's Probably Funny to Some People
So, is this person waiting for Edward Cullen at the airport? Is he waiting for Robert Pattinson? No, it turns out that HE was the person who was flying into town, and his friends thought it would be funny to make this sign.
Are they saying that he looks just like R-Pat? He...does not, really. Well, yeah, he has sort of the same face shape and sort of the same skin tone and similar hair color, but that is about it. Maybe he's really into vampires? Or the “Twilight” series? He clearly doesn't sparkle in the sunlight. This photo is proof.
Oh, Is That What's on the Sign?
The best way to greet someone at the airport is with embarrassment. This article is pretty clear evidence of that fact. This wife decided to give people something to stare at by writing (according to the attached story) an entirely false sign to greet her hubby.
We do hope that the husband is a fan of this kind of humor, and we hope that the wife is willing to feel some of the heat the next time she goes on her own trip. The husband could even use the same sign! Now there is a twist if ever we saw one.
That Sign Is a Ride
Even after you've stepped off the plane, you're going to need another vacation if this lady is waiting for you with a sign. First, you get a happy birthday message, and then you get a stiff reminder that time is unstoppable, and eventually, you'll end up in a senior home with no control of your bowels. Fun!
After that, it's a short message that the dog got at the birthday cake before anybody else could, and finally, a real welcome message. Yes, hold on tight because you're about to go spinning. Siblings can be so brutally honest sometimes.